Some Sunday Daisy Funnies
Q: Why did the daisy cross the road??
A: Whoa. If you’re seeing daisies crossing the road you’ve had a bit too much to drink!
Q: What do you call daisies that were born in the 60s?
A: Baby bloomers.
Two daisies walk into a bar. The first one orders a margarita and the second one orders a scotch. The bartender looks at them with surprise and says, “But you’re daisies. I thought you only drank water??!!”
The daisies replied, “Are you kidding!!!??? We’re WILD flowers!”
Q: Why did the daisy get pulled over for speeding?
A: Because it kept putting the petals to the metal.
Q: How many wild daisies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it depends on what you mean by “change”. After a few minutes of hangin’ with the wild daisies, groovin’ to some
tunes and diggin’ the daisy vibe, the light bulb hits the road and becomes a wild daisy too. Why be a light bulb when you can be a wild daisy??? 
