Sh*t Wild Daisies Say

Overheard at the garden centre, one wild daisy to another:

“So this guy comes into the garden centre the other day and he’s totally checking me out. I was looking really perky that day, I’ll admit, and was all ready for him to ask me out. Then I hear him turn to his friend and say that he’d like to take me home and put me right into his bed!! Who does he think he is!!?? I am NOT that kind of flower! Gee whiz, warm a girl up with bit a sunshine, water and a walk in the meadow first.”

Prince Uncharming