The Occupation of Earth
Oh noooo!!!! The Aliens are occupying Earth!!
Posts from the ‘Fun Stuff’ Category
Nov 3
Some Sunday Daisy Funnies
Q: Why did the daisy cross the road??
A: Whoa. If you’re seeing daisies crossing the road you’ve had a bit too much to drink!
Q: What do you call daisies that were born in the 60s?
A: Baby bloomers.
Two daisies walk into a bar. The first one orders a margarita and the second one orders a scotch. The bartender looks at them with surprise and says, “But you’re daisies. I thought you only drank water??!!”
The daisies replied, “Are you kidding!!!??? We’re WILD flowers!”
Q: Why did the daisy get pulled over for speeding?
A: Because it kept putting the petals to the metal.
Q: How many wild daisies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it depends on what you mean by “change”. After a few minutes of hangin’ with the wild daisies, groovin’ to some
tunes and diggin’ the daisy vibe, the light bulb hits the road and becomes a wild daisy too. Why be a light bulb when you can be a wild daisy??? 
Animal Fun
Some funspiration for the day from our friends in the animal world.
A black and white of my wee Jack Russell Terrier, Daisy ‘Mo, showing off her ability to touch her nose with her tongue.
Caution ahead. Deer jumping over the rainbow.
Beware of this scam. I got caught by it yesterday.
Always be prepared for the outdoors. Daisy ‘Mo is ready for rain and snow.
